Rabbids: The Beautiful 3D Computer Creatures
Have you ever wanted to meet a little funny man inside your Nintendo Wiimote? Yes? Then congratulations, because the future isn't now, it happened in the bygone date of November 6th 2009, with the release of Rabbids Go Home. I remember the day like it was the day of my birth, as it was indeed a religious experience, my mother was having a date night at the Manchester Trafford Centre with her future husband (this was therefore in the period while he was still showering for more than once every two weeks) and to facilitate one of these Trafford Centre dates (this happened a couple of times) I recall being left in the Trafford Centre cinema alone for two hours to watch either Paul Blart Mall Cop 1 or Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 (if this is where I watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 1, then I watched it on this day). After or before the movie, I found my way into a Game store, and there I bought two objects: Rabbids Go Home, a beautiful game where you wheel people around in shopping carts as our erratic ambiguous comfortable-in-their-own-individualities-and-all-forms-of-personal-expression Rabbids, and a foam Rabbid Wiimote Cover, where to press the B button on the back you must stick your index finger into a Rabbid Mouth. The Rabbids were originally a Michel Ancel sketch, made in a few minutes as a peace offering to the Rayman 4 team whilst the Rayman creator was busy making a game about a pig who runs an orphanage, and soon Rayman 4 turned into a minigame collection centred around this brief tossed-off sketch, soon a franchise dead-set on ignoring whatever a Rayman is and focusing on what really counts: funny little troll people that go BWAHH! Back in 2006 and 2007, one of the first things I used YouTube for was watching little 30 second Rabbids adverts in 240p, where the set-up was always here is a Rabbid and he is doing a basic human daily task in the real world, and the pay-off is always the Rabbid being pushed or confused a little and then it goes BWAHH; some could argue that these short films double as autistic texts, the world as a harsh confusing environment where innanity leads to internal-external violence.
About Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa
Have you ever wanted to be a baby with a rattle that can make animals float and you can crawl through cake and run around and some other stuff maybe: well this baby is a miracle, a Bio Miracle who is, some might say, Bokutte Upa.
Gameplay and Features
- Many creatures try to fight this baby! But you can stop them!
- No need for swords when you have a rattle and a dream!
- There is a terrible mastermind villain behind it all probably!
- I wouldn't know if there's a villain as I cannot beat it!
- I am bad at it as I am bad at all video games!
- I like video games conceptually but in reality absolutely not!
- 40+ hours learning the most useless skill: this one game!
- Don't worry! All communities surrounding games suck too!
The Conspectus Keeper
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