Welcome to Giraffe Paradise!

About Giraffes

Giraffes are my favourite! The world of giraffes is much broader than you or I know, collectively we can know more about that world than we could as individuals, but even then our knowledge is blind compared to the all-consuming sight of the giraffes own awareness of itself and its species. This website hopes to breach that gap at least a tad, make our spotted friends with the long necks that much closer to our world, our understanding; we can one day go to Starbucks and get a Vanilla Latte, and feel at ease knowing exactly how this would fit into the world of the giraffe (not as a seperate existence, but as part of the same Earth Ecosystem), or rather how it both would not and intrinsically does!


Giraffe
my friend wedny :)

Giraffe Facts

Minecraft YouTubers

my favourite is the one who yells a lot

The Spinning Word "Bread"

Bread

About Dax Shepard's Filmography

Dax Shepard is a funny guy, whose all-american lackadaisy captured the hearts of Americans worldwide in the early noughties, but as all stars do he fizzled and faded. My only experience of him was watching Without a Paddle when I was about seven. I once showed a picture of him and his wife Kirsten Bell to a friend, assuming he would have seen either in something, and instead he just got angry at what he felt was a great-vast disparity in their comparative actractivenesses.

I salute you Dax Shepard! Here's to thirty more years of classic comedy!

Dax Shepard's Filmography

Link to Rabbids Webpage

Rabbids