Welcome to The Danger Zone

Remember walking in the woods at night, hung by a looming dreadful sense of being followed, being followed by a dark wolf-like being with a red-glowing somewhere deep in its maw? It likes to toy with you, with hunger; waiting for you to fear your most before launching at you with speed incomprehensible; your heart sinking before your mind has time to turn!

Danger Zone

This zone is exactly like that! You can push blocks to complete maze-like puzzles, beg for your life, or eat tiny sausage-rolls on paper plates with your troubling aunt until time runs out and you become the troubling aunt!

If danger had a soul then that would rattle a lot of things about our understanding of the universe, huh? Souls are real! Danger has an existent form of some kind! This is all studyable! This is all rooted in agony yet allowed by god, must be, else Danger itself would be our closest deity! All this existentialism, this realisation, this dread, circling the cruel realities of pure wrong, our fated domestic existence, can be found here in The Danger Zone!

Are you ready for The Danger Zone? Treachery! Your instincts guide you away, into the embrace of someone who seems to be your mother but is actually just a sack full of wasps! Remember, despite the comforts we seek, wasps cannot hurt you unless you try to free your false-mother from the wasp-sack!

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